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Carnival's Fake Vacation Guarantee

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In red typeface below are the EXACT words of the Carnival Cruse Line Warranty at the Carnival Website;
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"When it comes to fun, Carnival's got you covered for a worry-free vacation. Carnival protects you before, during and after your cruise with the greatest program in the entire cruise industry."
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Carnival goes on and says;
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"Carnival's Vacation Guarantee: We're so confident you'll enjoy your Carnival cruise vacation, we guarantee it."
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Carnival also says;
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"Carnival is the only cruise line to offer the Vacation Guarantee. Simply book your cruise vacation and sail away on a "Fun Ship."
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Carnival closes by saying;
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"If you are not completely satisfied with your cruise vacation experience, all you need to do is notify us before arrival at the first port of call and you must debark at your ship's first non-U.S. port of call. Carnival will refund the unused portion of your cruise fare and pay your flight back." [Carnival's EXACT words are all in red above.]
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Carnival makes all those promises.
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1. Carnival promises you a "Worry Free Vacation."
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2. Carnival promises that "They protect you before, durring, and AFTER your cruise with the greatest program in the cruise industry."
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3. Carnival says "If you are not completely satisfied with your cruise vacation experience, all you need to do is notify us before arrival at the first port of call and you must debark at your ship's first non-U.S. port of call. Carnival will refund the unused portion of your cruise fare and pay your flight back."
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Sounds great, doesn't it? But is Carnival telling the truth???
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What Research Proves!
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Is the Carnival "Worry Free" Vacation promise real?
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Incident 1
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Just using one Carnival Ship as an example, on  July 13, 2005 the Carnival Legend suddenly tilted 14 degrees to the Port Side, while turning Starboard.
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Passengers thought the ship was going to roll over as the pool water, and chairs, flew across the deck, and passengers fell, with many injuring themselves.
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Carnival ADMITTED fault, blaming the accident on a "Computer Error".
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Not only did Carnival REFUSE to compensate the passengers, according to the passengers they were actually charged, and NOT COMPENSATED for spilled drinks, etc. [Click here for more information].
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It takes a really sleezy business to admit being at fault for harming customers, and yet charge them for drinks, the Cruse Line spilled!
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Incident 2
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On August 3, 2005 heavy smoke filled the lower levels of the Carnival Legend and passengers were told to proceed to the upper levels of the ship.
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Passengers spent hours of their vacation, scared, waiting on the upper decks for the fire to be controlled.
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No real explanation or compensation was given.
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Incident 3
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On an October 23, 2011 to October 30, 2011 cruise on the Carnival Legend out of Tampa the ship's water tasted "tainted", meats, and food, tasted old, or close to spoiled, potato chips were moldly tasting, the dishes, and especally glasses, did not appear to be clean, or properly washed, with a light film on them, there was filth on towel dispensers, and vomit in the public restroom.
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The Carnival Legend has a well-document history of filth, food not labeled, or stored, properly, fridge doors not closing properly, drinking water not properly tested, and dishwashers that do not wash, or rinse, due to all the nozzeles being clogged. [Click to see CDC Inspection Report].
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An alarm sounded and ship employees ran by saying there was a major fire in the kitchen. Other ship employees said a worker was very badly burned. Then ship enployees said they were allowed to tell what happened. This really worried us.
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The Carnival Legend kept going through very rough water as it kept skirting Hurrine Rina. The ship bounced around so much that my wife was tossed out of bed hitting the dresser, and walls in the small cabin, and suffered major bruses.

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The whole cruise was in rough water as the Carnival Legend Captain kept following Hurricane Rina. At dinner I was tossed into another family's table, knocking over their glasses, and my daughter grabbed me, and kept me from falling to the ground.
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We missed the best ports, Grand Caymans, and Roattan.
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Our first port was supposed to be Cozumel Mexico on October 25, 2011 however Mexico was under a Hurricane Warning, and on the ship TV we saw winds in Cozumel were already hitting over 43 MPH, so the Carnival Captain said we were going to Belize instead.
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I turned to the news for Belize and it said Belize was under a tropical storm watch, and would soon be under a Hurricane watch, and that the only airport out of Belize City, the Philip S.W. Goldson International Airport, was overwhelmed with people trying to leave Belize, and it was impossible to get out of the country.
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The Carnival Warranty requires passengers to inform Carnival prior to the first port that they are unhappy with their cruise so I went with my wife, my brother, and his wife, and informed the ship's information desk that we were not happy with our cruise however I wanted to debark at a port that was not under a Tropical Storm Warning, which the news said would in all probably be upgraded to a Hurricane Warning soon, and with its only international Airport closed down, with crowds trying to leave the country.
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Carnival wanted to dump it's passengers that invoked their Cruise "Guarantee" in a foreign country, under a Tropical Storm Warning, predicted to soon be a Hurricane Warning, with a Hurricane rapidly gaining strength, and the country's only airport out overwhelmed with people trying to leave the country, or to find shelter.
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Carnival wanted me to risk the lives of my family, or continue to be forced to suffer their crummy, miserable, cruise.
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ith a Hurricane on thsefore we got to the very first port at Beliease

kept going through very rough water as it kept skirting Hurrine Rita. The ship bounced around so much that my wife was tossed out of bed hitting

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